Tuesday, September 18, 2012

When an old Irani man gives candy to your teenage daughter...



By Alison Royer

So here's what had happened.  An Iranian mechanic groped a 14-year-old girl in Dubai which I know sounds alarming, however, I find the real problem here to be is the plaintiff’s parenting skills. 

It all started very innocently when this random mechanic asked the 14-year-old's mother to take a picture of him with the little girl.  NO LADY!  YOU DON'T JUST ALLOW STRANGERS TO TAKE PICTURES WITH YOUR DAUGHTER!  Really?  Did that not seem at all weird to you? 

According to Gulfnews.com, "The Iranian mechanic allegedly stepped out of a shop selling sweets and herbs and asked the passing woman if he could have a photo taken with her daughter."  Oh…so you're saying that along with casual photo-ops with young girls this guy also loves to pass time AT A CANDY STORE?!  HELLO!!!!!  DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS YOU IDIOTS!  IT'S LIKE THE NUMBER ONE RULE!  Perhaps we should just extend the old adage to "Don't take candy from strangers and certainly don't allow your precious offspring to just randomly be photographed with large Iranian men who are anywhere near a store dedicated to selling sweets and herbs."

I'm furious.  Listen, this story its disgusting and you can bet your ass that a) I'm never going to Dubai and b) I'm never taking a picture anywhere with anyone ever again.   

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