By Alison Royer
Initially, when I read about the two U.S. Marines who were
killed in Afghanistan, my first thought was, "Wait…the Afghan War? Is that
still happening?" Seriously
though…9/11, arguably the impetus for the War in Afghanistan, happened over ten
years ago. We haven’t managed to wrap that up yet?
My second thought was, "Why is there a picture of
Prince Harry accompanying the story of the two, deceased U.S. Marines (neither
of who were Prince Harry). Also, why is
Prince Harry wearing clothes in this picture?
He’s almost unrecognizable." Turns out -- everybody’s favorite ginger is based at the military post in South Afghanistan that was
attacked.
According to the article, the Taliban has a
"'high-value plan' "to attack the third-in-line to the British
throne." It’s nice to know that
Prince Harry’s attempt to work among the common man has merely resulted in the
common man getting killed.
Also, how damaging could Prince Harry's death really be to
the world? I'm not trying to be a jerk
or anything. Realistically, I'd love to
beat this kid at beer pong and then go streaking together but does the British
Royalty even do anything these days? I'm
like 90% sure they have zero power – particularly where politics are concerned. Based on what I've read in US Weekly, they split
their time between the U.S. Open and running around naked in Vegas. Ultimately, we should all just throw in the
towel now and learn Chinese because this mother fucker is coming for us.
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