By Alison Royer
"At
least 25 people have been killed by electric shock in a wedding in eastern
Saudi Arabia, civil defense officials and local media say.
Celebratory
gunfire brought down an electric cable at a house in Ain Badr village where the
wedding was held on Tuesday night, Abdullah Khashman, an Eastern Province
official, said."
I'm sorry…"celebratory gunfire?" Oh, what a travesty. If only we had had any indication that
CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE could backfire is such an unexpected and shocking way.
Apparently shooting off firearms at weddings is a popular
Saudi Arabian tradition as is beating your woman and literally murdering
everyone.
Good lord. Why not
take a page from the Americans and spend your weddings like I do – silently
judging everyone, drinking to blackout proportions and trying to bang the first
groomsman you see. Jesus Saudis
(LOL…it's funny because they frown at Jesus) pull it together.
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