Wednesday, November 14, 2012

All In- And it was good by Paula Broadwell!




I have come to admire Gen. Petraeus for his work in Afghanistan and his recent resignation due to an extra marital affair with this biography author, Paula Broadwell. It didn't really come as a shock to me but as an "of course he was gonna bang Paula Broadwell, she's hot and his wife needs a freakin makeover." Although to some folks this may come off as a bit crass or insensitive, it's simply out of love. Let me be clear, his actions are not justified because his wife refuses to go to the gym and wax her upper lip but, if you wanna keep a powerful man interested you gotta blow him once in a while, while wearing a sexy maid's outfit. If you put power and beauty together, it usually makes for some undeniable sexy time...which it did!

When alpha males in power wanna tap hot chicks, it's not a shocker to me. What the General should have done is chosen an old, unattractive man with tons of military knowledge to write his biography in order to prevent him from suckling at the tit of infidelity (pun aggressively intended). They got more drama than TNT......and TNT knows drama.

My favorite character in this Bermuda Love Triangle of doom is Jill Kelley. Not only was she banging an unknown FBI guy who was investigating this very case but she was also banging the successor to Gen. Petraeus and thinking about getting some from the General as well. Now in porn I have heard of women getting DP (double penetration) but this bitch got three of them. She wanted to pack all her holes like Hurricane Sandy was gonna pay her a visit. I think at this point she should just make a sex tape, get a reality TV show, write a book, make millions (that will pull her out of debt) and call it a day.

I don't think the General should have lost his job, however he should have gotten disciplinary action for his behavior.....this isn't the first time the little head has taken down the big head. Remember Bill Clinton..aka Bubba? All in all, these bitches are crazy. And the General is even crazier to bet his entire career on a pussy with muscular arms! In the meantime, how is it that Paula's spouse has nothing to say about any of this?!? Maybe he's a figment of her imagination seeing as she's fuckin insane to be doing this anyway.  Hey Paula!....How did that power feel between your legs? Was it like riding a space rocket? I'm sure your two kids and husband are not loving this right now. Hope it was worth it!

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