I came across this brilliant website on Twitter following a fellow Muslim friend, Saad Mohseni, selling various selection of mind blowing Burka's. They even have one in camouflage for times when the FBI or US military breaks into your home in Kabul. They'll never be able to find you if you're wearing that. Your are truly covered!
I absolutely loved the one with the British flag. Nothing says we hate the West and UK like a Burka with the UK flag on it.
These Burka's are selling out fast so you must act now. If you order now, they'll throw a second one in for free but wait there's more they will also send you a goat or cow of your choice. So what are you waiting for, get online and order now!