By Alison Royer
As usual, everyone’s priorities are totally in line:
German luxury car maker Audi plans to double its Middle East sales to at least 20,000 vehicles a year by 2020, helped by investment in showrooms and service centers, its local chief said.
Good for you Audi! If there’s one thing we need to focus on in the Middle East, it’s getting everyone seated in a luxury automobile. Education? Boresville. Freedom of religion? Snooze-city. Political tyranny? Asleep o’clock. CHECK OUT THIS NEW CAR WE’RE SELLING!
“Dubai is growing quite rapidly so that will create a lot more opportunities for us to sell. There is a lot of wealthy people living in Dubai right now,” Hill said.
Let’s all capitalize on human
trafficking and laundered money!
Audi, which has suspended operations in civil war-torn Syria, did not see sales being hit in neighboring Lebanon, and in Jordan, which has also seen social unrest.
Oh c’mon Audi. Don’t back down now! Those assholes are gonna need getaway cars
right? You should be represented in all
war-torn countries. Do better Audi! Maybe you should bring back the
Sudden Unintended Acceleration Mobiles? There’s nothing more luxurious than that.
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