Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Allah gets you killed!


By Romulus Marshall


Muslims have been known to “hijack” pretty much anything they can get their hands on over the years, but interestingly enough, this time they’ve managed to hijack a word.  Malaysia’s leader, Selangor Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah, decreed it a crime in Malaysia for Christians and other non-Muslims to utter the word “Allah” as it is exclusive only to Muslims. 

"His Highness deeply regrets that his decree has been taken lightly by certain quarters," said Mohd Misri, adding that the sultan has also instructed Mais and the Selangor Islamic Religious Department (Jais) to take "stern action" against any Muslim or non-Muslim who ignore the edict issued according to Selangor laws.

No word yet on what the punishment is - but in this part of the world, you get 10 lashes for spitting out your gum on the sidewalk, so I would imagine that “stern action” would range anywhere from ripping out your tongue to permanently sealing your rectum shut.

No comments:

Post a Comment