Exhibit 1: Two years ago, a high school girl from Saudi
Arabia eloped with four men. (I'm still
unclear about what "eloped" means but based on all the brouhaha that followed,
I'm pretty sure it means "bang").
When caught, she told her father that she had mysteriously fallen asleep
in a classroom, was then abducted for a brief stint before being safely dropped
back off at school. THE FATHER BELIEVED
THIS MALARKEY and then immediately called the police. It took the police about 30 seconds to figure
out that high-school broad was lying.
Exhibit 2: Once the
authorities got involved, the high-school girl was obviously jailed and lashed
(I love how lashing is an actual thing).
Unclear why high-school girl even came back. I mean…it's Saudi Arabia and you're a
woman. Run for your life little one. But no, she returned only to be jailed and
then…
Exhibit 3: Somewhere
in there the dad beat his daughter to death.
He then took her to the hospital and claimed that "she had lost consciousness suddenly." (Good cover pops.) Of course when you beat someone to death it
causes bruising and once again this brilliant family was caught.
I wish I could
say this story surprises me but at this point it's old hat. Just ask these guys.
As usual, I hate
everyone.
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