By Romulus Marshall
OK...I’ll give you a minute to digest this
because it took me like 12 hits of some ridiculous grass to realize that this
shit is for real... dogs in New Zealand are being taught how to drive a car.
YES...DOGS... YES...REAL CARS
Three rescue dogs in New Zealand, a giant schnauzer, a whippet cross and a beardie cross, were recently taught how to drive a car specially outfitted to respond to paws. The dogs have already exhibited that they can start a car, accelerate, change gears, brake, and steer. Umm... WTF?? This is just beyond mind-blowing that not only are they driving, but they’re driving stick!
So what does that have to do with this blog? Umm... EVERYTHING!!! For anyone keeping score, New Zealand now literally has 3 more canine drivers than Saudi Arabia has HUMAN FEMALE drivers. It is mind boggling that one country in this day and age is THAT far behind the times that other countries are teaching animals how to drive. Relatively speaking, of course, bitches can drive in New Zealand, but bitches can’t drive in Saudi Arabia!! That’s crazy!! But then again...Muslims Do it Better...
YES...DOGS... YES...REAL CARS
Three rescue dogs in New Zealand, a giant schnauzer, a whippet cross and a beardie cross, were recently taught how to drive a car specially outfitted to respond to paws. The dogs have already exhibited that they can start a car, accelerate, change gears, brake, and steer. Umm... WTF?? This is just beyond mind-blowing that not only are they driving, but they’re driving stick!
So what does that have to do with this blog? Umm... EVERYTHING!!! For anyone keeping score, New Zealand now literally has 3 more canine drivers than Saudi Arabia has HUMAN FEMALE drivers. It is mind boggling that one country in this day and age is THAT far behind the times that other countries are teaching animals how to drive. Relatively speaking, of course, bitches can drive in New Zealand, but bitches can’t drive in Saudi Arabia!! That’s crazy!! But then again...Muslims Do it Better...
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