Modern Western Barbarism of Faggotry

                                                                                                                                    By Alison Royer

“Are we supposed to adopt other cultures as our own lifestyle? Do we expect us to legalize the “modern Western Barbarism” of faggotry?”

Mr. Ali Larijani, the Iranian speaker of parliament, is real pissed about the gays.  Under fire by the U.N. for Iran’s poor human rights, Larijani goes on:

“According to the United Nation's principles, isn't the UN supposed to respect all cultures? The people of Iran are proud to follow the teachings of Prophet Mohammad.”

First of all Larijani, “Do we expect us” isn’t a thing.  We don’t know what you expect you to do.  We would prefer it if you got on board with this CRAZY western idea of human rights.  It’s called equality.  We’re having a hard enough time with it in America so I can understand why it confuses you – with your mountain dwelling and all. 

Also, a note about “barbarism”: Here’s a list of things they do to sway from barbarism in Iran –

1.         Fire bombings of newspaper offices

2.         Torture, rape and killing of detained protestors

3.         Execution of thousands of political prisoners

4.         Beatings and killings of dissidents and other civilians

5.         Harsh punishment for victimless crimes

As usual, Iran is setting a good example for us all.  Mohammad would be so proud.