Monday, June 4, 2012

Saudi government & religious police- stupid or secret cross dressers?




So we all know that the ban on women driving in Saudi Arabia has been an ongoing topic of discussion for a while because the Saudi government simply chooses to ignore it like Donald Trump chooses to ignore the fact that his comb over scares adults and children alike. In recent Saudi news, an extremely fabulous Saudi woman was threatened to be thrown out of a mall because get this she was wearing nail polish and lipstick..OMG! How could she? But here's the best part, she was so ballsy and ass-kickingly good that she took out her smartphone and started taping these religious police mental giants as they were trying to kick her out of a mall. Who throws anyone out of a mall? That's where you go to show off your lipstick and nail polish. She warned them that it was gonna end up on Twitter and Facebook but she had a better idea, Youtube. Bravo!! Good for you and thanks for the virtual slap in the face of all these mental giants! Don't these morons have anything better to do than to check women's nails and lipstick out?. They must have freakin laser beam eyes to detect that!! It's about time these cops are given a real task...like oh I don't know track down the extremist that are nurtured under their snobby little noses and stop their evil plan to take over the world!! I believe that the religious police who stopped this woman were envious of her OPI nail polish which they so secretly desired to have on their unmanicured nails when they secretly cross-dress at home with their mother's clothing. Their hidden desires unveiled themselves when they told the woman to leave the mall because they couldn't stand the sight of her with that luscious lipstick and that shiny nail polish. I feel your pain, you women hating, cross-dressing religious police guys. Now go shave your legs!

Coming back to driving, the Saudi government's argument is and I quote, " allowing women to drive will lead to a decline in moral values and endanger women’s life". Indeed, watch this video and tell me in a country where road laws are not enforced, no gender is safe, man or woman. Decline in morals? Endanger Women's Life? How can there be a decline in morals if there are no cheating men to mess around with. Hey, there's no supply if there's no demand, I'm just sayin! Secondly the only other people who can endanger women's lives would be men since they are the one's who drive the most and as you can tell by the video link above they are some crazy MOFO's. So that means they need to enforce stricter laws to prevent illegal speeding and drunk driving. But wait, how can there be drunk driving when alcohol is haram or forbidden so we are just left with speeding then and since that would be an issue pertaining to both genders than that means both genders must abide by the law when they drive since most of the accidents now are caused only by men driving like maniacs. Saudi women are more sensible, they won't mess their cars up like that.

This kind of  neanderthalian ideology that mostly comes out of Saudi Arabia makes the rest of the muslim world look like Planet of the Apes. I wish I had four hands so I could give Saudi FOUR THUMBS DOWN! Wake up and smell the gasoline...

 

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