Muslim Extremists killing themselves for..... Ass in heaven!!

NO 72 VIRGINS FOR HIM! ONLY A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO THE DENTIST.

Ever since 9/11 the Western world has gotten to learn a lot about the extremist muslim world, especially about the promise of receiving 72 virgins in heaven if you kill yourself and the infidels (mostly westerners). The thing is who the hell wants to be with 72 virgins? Have you been with one virgin? That shit sucks! If you ask any straight dude who was once a virgin would tell you.. that is a really crappy deal. To teach 72 virgins what to do and how to do it would make you wanna kill yourself to go to another world with no virgins. As a dude, don't you just want 72 ho's and call it a day. Of course you do! Is the pope Catholic?

So let me understand this, all this talk of being religious, spreading Islam, preaching the word of Allah all boils down to blowing yourself up for one thing...Getting Ass in Heaven! Osama and his cronies have long preyed on innocent and desperate minds to preach such hatred and stupidity. No one has ever returned from the afterlife or as Shakespeare called it "the undiscovered country" to tell us what it's like up there. Keeping that in mind, what if the 72 virgins refuse to give it up? What if the 72 virgins are full-breasted she-males? What do they do then? Would blowing yourself up still be that tempting? What if the only reward was to hangout with Allah? I bet all these neanderthals would think twice before doing something so severe.  

You have to admit though that the Koranic version of heaven is very Vegas style, tons of earthly pleasures without the guilt. It sure beats the Christian idea of angels with harps! Nothing against Christianity but I'm just sayin!

In case you're wondering what the 72 virgins would look like, the neurotic Syrian cleric in this Youtube video seem to have the answer. I think he watches a lot of internet porn. His guilt shows when he mentions internet in Arabic or is that English? You decide!