When bad things happen, they are Al-Qaeda's fault!

By Alison Royer

Iran schoolgirls killed in bus crash  "At least 24 schoolgirls and two other people have been killed after a passenger bus overturned in southwestern Iran, officials said.Mohammad Reza Mehmandar, a senior police official, said that the bus crashed into a valley in Khuzestan province on Friday after the driver lost control of the vehicle while travelling at high speed in rainy weather. Mehmandar also said that 19 others were injured in the accident. They were rushed to hospitals for treatment. The accident took place on the Izeh-Lordegan road, about 500km southwest of the capital Tehran. Iran has one of the world's worst traffic safety records, with more than 400,000 accidents and about 20,000 deaths on its roads every year. The high death tolls are blamed on high speed, unsafe vehicles, widespread disregard of traffic laws, and inadequate emergency services". OH THE INSANITY!  When will these thoughtless terrorist acts end?!  24 school girls have died!  When will enough be enough?!  These were innocent children!  They are unnecessary victims of Al-Qaeda's mad reign of power!  Let them live!  The Muslims are taking over!  Run for your lives!  They spare no man!  Even these sweet schoolchildren are at risk.  These 24 adorable girls who were blameless other than wanting to receive an education have died for nothing.  24 angelic voices were silenced when their bus was overturned.  Overturned by what you say?!  By a driver, mad with power that was travelling at high speeds in rainy weather!  A driver who is heavily linked…wait, hold on…I know it's in here somewhere.  Al-Qaeda!  Those insane terrorists don't want you to believe it but…I know it says it in here somewhere.  This bus was driving in Iran!  We all know Iran is swimming with violent terror!  And this bus was no exception…as you can see from the article…damnit…wait a minute.  Ok shit.  Upon further investigation this seems to merely be 24 deaths as a result of a car accident…Ok so technically it wasn't actually related to Al-Qaeda…or terrorism for that matter…but they were driving in Iran, which means the driver must be Persian, which means he's probably Muslim, which means he is most definitely A TERRORIST!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!