Thursday, December 13, 2012

Muslim Female Cop Badassery


By Romulus Marshall

Well well…lookie what we have here – Pakistani Commandettes?!?!?  I applaud the effort, really, I do, of anyone who joins the police…but…WTF Pakistan?!?!?!  You can’t send the PoPo (men or women) out who train wearing heels and BBQ gloves!!!  Fashion statements aside, I give these girls a shit ton of credit for even making an attempt at doing what they’re doing, but you got to give them some real training with real shit to do - not sure what scaling a wall with heeled boots and oversized BBQ gloves really does as a police training exercise.  They should get some AK 47’s and crowd control duty or give them some MMA training and let them practice their kickboxing on acid attackers. I’m not saying go out and enlist Jihad Jane or a female Pakistani Chuck Norris (ok maybe that would be pretty badass), but Suraya Aunty just isn’t cutting it anymore. Pakistan – get yourself some down-right badass women cops and half your problems will be solved!  So here is a quick lesson in Muslim Female Cop Badassery:



I bet you the badass cop could smash those bricks with a half-hearted fart!!  I’m just sayin… Pakistani PoPo gets props for including women, but let’s give these ladies some REAL tasks!

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