By Romulus Marshall
Oh
Lordy! Kim Kardashian is at it again! Not only is she lighting up the
gossip pages here in America, but she has indeed gone global and the
woman best known for being a talentless amateur sex tape star (a squirrel has more skill than her) took her mother's entrepreneurial endeavors
to the Kingdom of Bahrain in the Middle East. Upon her arrival to open
up, of all things, a Milkshake stand (some jokes just make themselves
up). Hundreds of hardline Muslim Salafists protested her arrival as “an
actress with an extremely bad reputation” (really - that’s the best
they can come up with?? I wonder what they call Jenna Jameson - an
actress of poor judgement in film selection??) and they presented a
motion to the Bahraini Parliament to block her visit.
Let’s
take a step back and really take a look at this...so her immoral ass
(no pun intended) shows up to sell milkshakes (again - no pun intended)
to the thousands of people, some who paid almost $1,500 for a ticket -
and you want to go protest. Wait...it just hit me! I see what’s going
on here!!! Those salafist cheapskates just wanted to catch a glimpse for
free!!! Mofo’s were not about to drop $1,500 to take a look, but too
bad they will have to shell out for a milkshake...We should all know by
now that Kim K don’t give nothin’ away for free! ESPECIALLY her
milkshake!!
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