By Allison Royer
Does anybody know what Qatar is? Me neither but I am determined to get to the
bottom of it because I keep seeing Qatar's saucy little face coming up in the
news and I demand answers.
First of all, it turns out that Qatar is a country which I
find to be absolutely shocking. What's
more, Forbes named Qatar's happy ass one of the wealthiest countries in the
world. Turns out the whole place is run
by the Al-Thani family, and these motherfuckers have been running the joint
since 1825. Guess where they get their
money? Oil…shocking.
After reading this, I was all ready to hate Qatar. Me = Stupid American. Oil + Muslim = Bad. But get this – Qatar spends its time
attempting to brand itself as a peaceful and neutral world power! These Qatarians are hanging on by a
thread! Look where they are! You think they wanna get eaten back up by
Saudi Arabia?! They're free! They're happy! They wanna spread the love!
Qatar, I love you.
You seem nice and I want to get to know you better. I'm sorry I didn't realize you were a
country. Thank you for letting women in
your country vote. I salute you.
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