Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Polygamy: Saudi's love that shit!




By Alison Royer


I friggin love Saudi Arabia…


The men in Saudi Arabia are brilliant masterminds.  They're all, "Yea, you ladies absolutely deserve the right to an education.  And then I'm gonna come in and marry all your asses."  IT'S AWESOME! 

This arrangement has garnered a lot of attention.  You're probably thinking, "Of course!  Polygamy is gross!" or "Obviously!  Schools should be set up to educate and empower the Saudis, not to create a fishbowl of potential wives!" or "Why can't a woman have 4 husbands but a man can have 4 wives?"  Hilariously, none of these seemed to pose a problem for anyone.  The attention mainly focuses on whether or not the four wives will still be able to act professionally in the school setting.  An online comment read:

"Mashallah God bless you four times... and [bless the] poor student who will be among three teachers both at home and at school."

Ah ha ha…ah ah ha…haaaaa.  God bless you Saudi Arabia.  Your blasé attitude towards women and marriage is adorable.  I'm dying to know what they actually teach at this sham of a school.  I imagine the subjects range from cooking dinner to waiting in line to suck your husband's dick.  God love ya ladies.

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