Sexytime at the Pakistani Consulate in Toronto...No really!



Now we know that Pakistan is usually in the news for all the wrong reasons since their PR is right above Somalia's...here's another one of those wrong reasons! A Pakistani consular official was fired on charges of sexual assault of a young female passport applicant in Toronto.

I believe the fact that the victim's ankles were showing, she smelled fresh &clean and wasn't wearing a burka forced him to lure her into a locked room. When questioned by Pakistani official authorities about the girl, he described her as a "liberal and a model". That absolutely makes sense! If you are a young attactive Pakistani girl, living in the free world and have a liberal ideology those are solid grounds for a pervy Pakistani consular to sexually assault you.

That would be like this pervy consular getting man-raped while shopping at Costco. Extraordinary activities under normal circumstances.

Ridiculous...

To Catch a Predator....Desi Style!

My favorite show in the world was and is Dateline NBC To Catch a Predator. Never in the history of American television had we ever seen so many brown faces until ALL these Indian men show up on the screen for all the wrong reasons. Thanks for making brown faces famous! Well..maybe not.

In this very disturbing yet hysterical video two grown Indian men (one was actually on business from India) in California arriving at the house of a 13 year old female to rub curry all over her body and have sex with her. Ok, the curry part is a figment of my imagination.

Anywho, watch this brilliant video as these two scoundrels try to squirm their way out of this perverted mess.

I'm sad this show got cancelled, it always brought a smile to my face and kept our children safe.

Balls the size of the Sun!!

Just when you think a ruthless dick-tator hasn't outdone himself, he proves you wrong and has the audacity to do a Cirque Du Soleil style interview to pull a fast one on the international community.

Assad was recently interviewed by a Turkish journalist, Utkur Cakirozer, from the Istanbul-based Cumhuriyet newspaper. He has the nerve to blame the "terrorists" for killing the men, women and children in the rebel towns. He said and I quote, "Look at the situation: The US is my enemy. The entire West is my enemy. Regional countries are my enemy. And in addition to that, the Syrian people are my enemy. And I am still standing! Is this logical? I am still standing, thanks to my people".
WTF? You are still standing NOT because your people love you but because you are butchering everyone who stands in your way by shelling the hell out of their homes and then sending in your soldiers to execute them regardless of their age.


What Assad really needs is what ALL the dick-tator's in the world need, a shot in the head. Even after wearing an expensive suit, bleaching his teeth and dying his hair black he still can't escape the ugliness that's pouring out of his mouth. I hope his regime end very soon and the Syrians put black polish on his face, put him on top of a donkey and take him from town to town where they make him clean everyone's toilet.


What a MONSTER...

Male Belly Dancers?!? Oh yeah baby...

In Trinidad & Tobago this amazing male belly dancer knows how to shake his moneymaker and bring "Sexyback".

Unfortunately the two ignorant judges need a duct tape to cover their mouths and stop mocking this young talented man...

Watch in shock & awe...

The Burka Woman Song...check it out!

Cheers to my fellow Pakistani comic, Saad Haroon, for making this wonderfully funny, cute and sassy video of how a Burka woman can drive him wild with her dark kajol eyes and her toes peeking through her modesty.

You're gonna love this...

Hijaab or HOJaab?

Did you know that the hijaab can be sexy and fashionable? I didn't until I came across this brilliant website that has very pretty women in full blown eye makeup (like it's going out of freakin style) in "fashionable" hijaabs carrying colorful balloons and blowing bubbles in the air like it's so airy and fun to be super covered up in the hot blazing sun.

If I understand this correctly the whole point of a hijaab is modesty and in essence not making yourself sexually attractive since as one holy man described it "be like a pearl in a shell". Now don't get me wrong I really like it but I'm sure it would make the holy men's heart race a few beats faster and make them memorize the Koran all over again just to keep their hands out of their pants.

ATTENTION ALL SUICIDE BOMBERS: DO NOT BLOW YOURSELF UP, YOUR SEXY VIRGINS IN HIJAAB AWAIT YOU ON EARTH. JUST GO TO LIPSTICKMUSLIMS.COM.

P.S. Everyone has the right to be sexy even if it scares the hell out of everyone else...just look at Tori Spelling, she makes horses look like they have a round face.

Enjoy this lovely video...

If you're Sexy...Allah hates you!

In this brilliant video, two "holy men" discuss how their Muslim sisters should NOT dress sexy and wear the hijaab "headdress" since they are like candy, would you rather eat an open candy on the floor or the one that is still wrapped? Who knew women were candy! WTF?!?!

So does that mean that men are candy eaters with lots of cavities and messed up teeth? They go on to say that women are like pearls or like a Ferrari key that comes in a box and since it's in a box it is better. Please would someone ask these geniuses once you plug the key in the car, you drive and flaunt that car around like Pam Anderson after her boob job.

It's amazing how only the "holy men" are always the one telling the women what to wear. You never see a conservative Muslim woman telling a conservative Muslim man what to wear. Maybe if they did, they would look better.

Fascinating....actually more like ridiculous!