Arab League are a bunch of douchebags!

Really Arab League??!? WTF? While hundreds and thousands of innocent Syrian people are being killed by Assad and his thugs you only have one little statement you released that "democratic transition of power is the only way". Really Sherlock? Didn't know that was an option...Hello, wake up! Assad dosen't give a damn..he's butchering his people left and right and you sit around like a bunch of pansy's and watch this massacre take place. You are just as much responsible for the death of Syrian's as Assad.

Shame on you and you should wear Burka's! If you get time from banging hot blondes, smoking hookah's and touching little boys than maybe you can join the rest of the civilized world and do something about this monstrosity.

PATHETIC!

Killed because she wanted to work? Yes, it's true..



Farida Afridi was killed in the Northwestern region of Pakistan because she was an NGO worker who chose to work despite death threats. Women in that part of Pakistan are forbidden from working alongside men and this poor soul paid the price.

What boggles my mind is that we live in the 21st century where in the west women have been to the moon and back however in the east women can't even step foot outside their homes without being threatened or in Farida's case killed. Her courage has now inspired many women to stand up for their rights despite the challenges they face. Rest in peace sister Farida...you did well!

As for the ignorant terrorist bastards who killed this poor girl, you should ask yourself if Prophet Muhammad would advocate this kind of behavior especially in the middle of Ramadan? Oh sorry, you can't even be human let alone muslims! First the bullets of military await you and then the fires of hell.

This flintstonian mentality no longer has any room in any society considering the times we live in....Mama said knock you out you terrorist bastards!

If a woman gets raped..it's her own fault! WTF??

The last time I checked I was in the 21st century living in the west and a member of a free society but according to this video you will see otherwise. Another escapee from an asylum, also known as a Muslim cleric (he's a recent convert) in Canada claims that if a woman gets raped its because she dressed in a slutty way and simply deserved it. He also goes in more detail to draw a brilliant parallel that if you're a millionaire and went around flashing $100 dollar bills you are most likely to get robbed.

Yes Einstein, you are right! That would be like you locked in a jail cell and when you go to take a shower and dropped the bar soap, you get man raped. It would be your fault, you shouldn't have dropped the bar of soap!

I appreciate that my friend Tarek Fatah was able to educate us with some hard facts of how idiotic this man really is and how his theory holds no water. Thank you Tarek for standing up for the liberal and educated muslims.

Watch this moron in action...

Another insane Muslim leader...yes we have a few!

The former Jordanian PM Abd Al-Qader calls for the death and destruction of Jews in this disturbing video...a story we've heard one too many times from lunatics such as him.

When the head of a state has a mindset to destroy a nation based on it's religious beliefs, it's easier to make an educated guess about the prosperity of that nation, which would be next to none. Abd Al-Qader who's being called honorable Sheik in this video is anything but honorable. Honorable folks do not call for the death and destruction of another religion especially when it's so close in it's beliefs to your own (Islam). What I find most amusing is that Islam and Judaism are so close in their practices and beliefs that for them to hate each other is an oxymoron. It's like Ibuprofen hating Advil!

Hate never made anyone look good and this man needs a miracle!


Watch this monstrosity...

Huma Abedin...My new Hero!



Huma Abedin (wife of the penis, I mean Anthony Weiner), product of an Indo-Pak lovefest. She's beautiful, smart and the deputy chief of staff for Hillary Clinton, who's husband had to resign due to lude images he posted of himself on Twitter. I don't blame him, he just wanted to live upto his last name.

Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann along with some other looney tunes accused this poor girl of being part of the Muslim Brotherhood. First of all, they won't let her go out without being covered up in a beehive, secondly she married a Jewish man and thirdly she's HOT! Come on..if you noticed most of the folks belonging to the Muslim Brotherhood are not so blessed in the looks department. Don't believe me, Google it.

Now Michele Bachmann and Huma Abedin are both beautiful women but Michele is freakin NUTS! Scary enough she also sits on the House Intelligence Committee. Didn't know the Intelligence Committee hired unintelligent people? What kind of looney bins are being hired by the Republican party to make such outrageous statements?!? If Michele did it for publicity, I think the public would be satisfied with a sex tape...it would be called One night in Bachmann! But thank God not everyone is insane in the Republican party..Speaker of the House, John Boehner, came out and condemned her comments along with John McCain. Kudos to them both! Hillary didn't have to say much, she seemed to have trained Huma well. After all she fought through the scandal that involved her husband (the president), a fat chick and a cigar and is now the Secretary of State. Enough said!

Michelle, the world awaits your sex tape, it's just better publicity!

Read on...

Saudi Grand Mufti has lost his mind....AGAIN!

Please don't smile.....you're scaring the children!



I am always amazed when men of "faith" or holy men come out and say terrible things such as the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia issuing a fatwa to destroy all churches in the region.

Once again this is a demonstration of how hate and bigotry is the mindset of the less than 1% muslims such as this moron that make the other 99% look like super idiots. Does someone ever stop and question that most of this severe hate usually comes out of Saudi, the world's largest oil exporter? Would someone please ask this idiot if the Pope came out and asked for all mosques to be destroyed in the West what an outrage that would be? As a matter of fact this Mufti would be the first to get himself a machine gun, taking shots at the westerners in his neighborhood.

What I would love is to spend a couple of hours in a locked room with this ignoramus, handcuffs, some gay porn, a lube tube and a baseball bat. Harsh?!? Maybe not more than his words..

Atrocious...

Step Aside Bloomingdales...It's Burkadales!

I came across this brilliant website on Twitter following a fellow Muslim friend, Saad Mohseni, selling various selection of mind blowing Burka's. They even have one in camouflage for times when the FBI or US military breaks into your home in Kabul. They'll never be able to find you if you're wearing that. Your are truly covered!

I absolutely loved the one with the British flag. Nothing says we hate the West and UK like a Burka with the UK flag on it.

These Burka's are selling out fast so you must act now. If you order now, they'll throw a second one in for free but wait there's more they will also send you a goat or cow of your choice. So what are you waiting for, get online and order now!

Insanity....

Jews are hot, Muslims are not?

I read this brilliant article by a fellow Pakistani and was truly moved by it. You always hear the insane rhetoric of the Muslim clerics in Egypt, Saudi etc. condemning the Jews and calling them horrid names.. The question is if the 14 million Jews who are educated, doing amazing things for themselves and humanity, what are the Muslim clerics contributing to their societies and humanity except for ignorance and hatred?

I believe that noone does better PR than my lovely fellow Jews and noone needs more PR than the Muslims. If anything, Muslims need Jews for better PR. My best friend is a Russian Jew and I'm a Pakistani Muslim. The love that we bear for each other is undeniable.

Next time a Muslim cleric goes off on a rant against the Jews, I will send them a huge poster of Albert Einstein flipping the bird with a caption that says...With Love to a douchebag.

Drop that knowledge..

Jordanian PM goes GANGSTA and pulls a gun on live TV!

During a live TV talk show in Jordan, the PM of Jordan and his adversary got into an argument. Not only were their insults, there was also a flying shoe and a GUN! That's right the PM went Tupac on his adversary and pulled out a gun on LIVE TV!

What I love about the PM is that he dosen't give a f***! The host looked like he crapped his pants when he saw the PM pull a gun out and nervously approached to be the buffer in this cock fight.

Absolutely brilliant. Move over Real Housewives! What we really need is Real Politician's of Jordan...now that's a show I would watch.

UN Observers and The Arab League. WTF?

100-200 Syrians were killed in the town on Tremseh. As per numerous reports, most of the dead were men whose throats were slashed. Of course Assad said that the "terrorists" killed these innocent folks who were only fighting for their God given right to be free.

What I wanna know is what exactly are the UN Observers doing when a massacre like this happens right infront of their eyes? Does it not also make you guilty when you observe a crime and just stand on the sidelines and do nothing about it? And where is the Arab League?

The Arab League has long been a group of cowards who play the victim game and beg the West for help when in fact they are highly capable of helping their fellow Muslim brethren.. Oh yeah I forgot, they are too busy telling their women to dress up like ninja's and prevent their people from living their lives the way they wish

It's about time someone held the Arab League accountable for their cowardice behaviour, steal their hookahs, uncover their women and reveal their stash of porn. Just sayin..

Read on...

Sexytime at the Pakistani Consulate in Toronto...No really!



Now we know that Pakistan is usually in the news for all the wrong reasons since their PR is right above Somalia's...here's another one of those wrong reasons! A Pakistani consular official was fired on charges of sexual assault of a young female passport applicant in Toronto.

I believe the fact that the victim's ankles were showing, she smelled fresh &clean and wasn't wearing a burka forced him to lure her into a locked room. When questioned by Pakistani official authorities about the girl, he described her as a "liberal and a model". That absolutely makes sense! If you are a young attactive Pakistani girl, living in the free world and have a liberal ideology those are solid grounds for a pervy Pakistani consular to sexually assault you.

That would be like this pervy consular getting man-raped while shopping at Costco. Extraordinary activities under normal circumstances.

Ridiculous...

To Catch a Predator....Desi Style!

My favorite show in the world was and is Dateline NBC To Catch a Predator. Never in the history of American television had we ever seen so many brown faces until ALL these Indian men show up on the screen for all the wrong reasons. Thanks for making brown faces famous! Well..maybe not.

In this very disturbing yet hysterical video two grown Indian men (one was actually on business from India) in California arriving at the house of a 13 year old female to rub curry all over her body and have sex with her. Ok, the curry part is a figment of my imagination.

Anywho, watch this brilliant video as these two scoundrels try to squirm their way out of this perverted mess.

I'm sad this show got cancelled, it always brought a smile to my face and kept our children safe.

Balls the size of the Sun!!

Just when you think a ruthless dick-tator hasn't outdone himself, he proves you wrong and has the audacity to do a Cirque Du Soleil style interview to pull a fast one on the international community.

Assad was recently interviewed by a Turkish journalist, Utkur Cakirozer, from the Istanbul-based Cumhuriyet newspaper. He has the nerve to blame the "terrorists" for killing the men, women and children in the rebel towns. He said and I quote, "Look at the situation: The US is my enemy. The entire West is my enemy. Regional countries are my enemy. And in addition to that, the Syrian people are my enemy. And I am still standing! Is this logical? I am still standing, thanks to my people".
WTF? You are still standing NOT because your people love you but because you are butchering everyone who stands in your way by shelling the hell out of their homes and then sending in your soldiers to execute them regardless of their age.


What Assad really needs is what ALL the dick-tator's in the world need, a shot in the head. Even after wearing an expensive suit, bleaching his teeth and dying his hair black he still can't escape the ugliness that's pouring out of his mouth. I hope his regime end very soon and the Syrians put black polish on his face, put him on top of a donkey and take him from town to town where they make him clean everyone's toilet.


What a MONSTER...

Male Belly Dancers?!? Oh yeah baby...

In Trinidad & Tobago this amazing male belly dancer knows how to shake his moneymaker and bring "Sexyback".

Unfortunately the two ignorant judges need a duct tape to cover their mouths and stop mocking this young talented man...

Watch in shock & awe...

The Burka Woman Song...check it out!

Cheers to my fellow Pakistani comic, Saad Haroon, for making this wonderfully funny, cute and sassy video of how a Burka woman can drive him wild with her dark kajol eyes and her toes peeking through her modesty.

You're gonna love this...

Hijaab or HOJaab?

Did you know that the hijaab can be sexy and fashionable? I didn't until I came across this brilliant website that has very pretty women in full blown eye makeup (like it's going out of freakin style) in "fashionable" hijaabs carrying colorful balloons and blowing bubbles in the air like it's so airy and fun to be super covered up in the hot blazing sun.

If I understand this correctly the whole point of a hijaab is modesty and in essence not making yourself sexually attractive since as one holy man described it "be like a pearl in a shell". Now don't get me wrong I really like it but I'm sure it would make the holy men's heart race a few beats faster and make them memorize the Koran all over again just to keep their hands out of their pants.

ATTENTION ALL SUICIDE BOMBERS: DO NOT BLOW YOURSELF UP, YOUR SEXY VIRGINS IN HIJAAB AWAIT YOU ON EARTH. JUST GO TO LIPSTICKMUSLIMS.COM.

P.S. Everyone has the right to be sexy even if it scares the hell out of everyone else...just look at Tori Spelling, she makes horses look like they have a round face.

Enjoy this lovely video...

If you're Sexy...Allah hates you!

In this brilliant video, two "holy men" discuss how their Muslim sisters should NOT dress sexy and wear the hijaab "headdress" since they are like candy, would you rather eat an open candy on the floor or the one that is still wrapped? Who knew women were candy! WTF?!?!

So does that mean that men are candy eaters with lots of cavities and messed up teeth? They go on to say that women are like pearls or like a Ferrari key that comes in a box and since it's in a box it is better. Please would someone ask these geniuses once you plug the key in the car, you drive and flaunt that car around like Pam Anderson after her boob job.

It's amazing how only the "holy men" are always the one telling the women what to wear. You never see a conservative Muslim woman telling a conservative Muslim man what to wear. Maybe if they did, they would look better.

Fascinating....actually more like ridiculous!