Belly Dancing that makes your eyeballs move..No Joke!

Skinny Belly dancers step aside...this amazing plus sized Belly dancer not only embraces her jiggle but flaunts it more than Shakira ever can.

I think she's great...I can see Adele doing this during her pregnancy.

WatchNLearn.....

This is the reason they won't let women drive in Saudi Arabia...

I know the civilized world has always wondered when the Saudi kingdom was going to allow their women to drive. Well, wonder no more since I have discovered the reason....on Youtube.

Watch as these insane thrill seekers drift their cars and do dangerous tricks that would make Evil Knievel say...What the Fatwa?!?!?


Watch these fools...

I met Ron Jeremy and I liked it!

Ron Jeremy loves Muslim Girls

I don't usually like to talk about such things.....actually I do and I will. So I recently wrote an article on the Pakistani Ron Jeremy and Voila, I found him! Every fun loving Muslim girl dreams of meeting Ron Jeremy and tonight God heard me. I met him while out to dinner tonight for my girlfriends birthday as we decided to stop by Lexington (a bar) in Hollywood and stood next to the wonderful Ron Jeremy as Jeff Goldblum entertained us with his comedy and piano. This is true that Ron Jeremy had his hand up a woman's skirt as I approached him to take a picture with him. He was very gentle and kind to me. He has really soft hands since he never needed to...ok nevermind. I wondered what Pakistani porn is like after meeting him.

Check it out.....

Pakistani women kick the crap out of each other...For Reals!

I know that the western world thinks that women from South Asia especially Pakistani women are demure and suppressed. Not So! In this very special video you will witness two ladies in a Burka beating the crap out of each other as they snatch the Burka's off each other's head, men in the background clap in celebration. Love it!

Watch to you hearts content....

Allah thinks women are stupid...according to one Muslim Cleric.

I love this video since a Yemeni Muslim cleric aka Numbnuts makes a lame claim that according to Time magazine Allah has made women's brain in such a way that it cannot access memory while speaking which is why in the Quran it is said that two women are equal to one man. Now I have heard of a lot of silly things by a lot of idiotic Muslim clerics but this one by far is taking the cake.

Would someone please tell this man that he was born from a woman's womb but don't think his mama was dumb, the mid-wife dropped him on his head and now he suffers from permanent stupidity...he needs another shot in the head.

Laugh to your heart's content....

Democracy, Cow Worshipping and Gandhi bad for humanity?...Muslim Cleric gone wild!

It never ceases to amaze me when I hear the supposed "men of God" preach hate and intolerance such as the one you will witness in this video by Egyptian Muslim Cleric Muhammad Hassan who's preaching to a room full of young Muslim men how America preaches the "accursed" democracy. 

I bet if this cleric was offered an American Green card he would take it in a heartbeat and hit the Playboy Club in Vegas before you can say, What the Fatwa! Demonizing cow worshipping is like shooting a puppy in the face...hurting harmless things or traditions makes as much sense as Snooki having a child. I feel bad for that kid already! 

Pee, Watch and Giggle...

Pakistani men and their sexual habits....check it out.

What happens when some Pakistani guys with too much time on their hands are given a mobile phone and some extra female accessories? They make videos that leave you in shock & awe...

Now Pakistani girls are known for their good looks but this one I'm not so sure about....

Watch & Learn...

Muslim cleric who thinks women should stay at home...Watch and Laugh!

I bet his wife is still a virgin

What is the obsession most conservative Muslim men have with the "Dark-Eyed Virgins" in heaven? Aren't there enough beautiful women on this planet to please their lusty eyes that they have to constantly speak of the amazing virgins in heaven?

Any man in his right mind knows virgins are a bad deal! Show me 72 ho's and I'll show you some very happy men, Muslim or Not.

In this brilliant video you will see another mental giant Muslim cleric from Egypt speak of how women  need to stay at home or the virgins in heaven that await his husband with open legs and arms will curse her?? Where are the sexy virgin males for women?

This man needs a trip to the Playboy mansion...

Pimpin Islam?....Debbie Schlussel wears too much makeup!

I had no idea one could "pimp Islam" as one crazy right wing blogger put it..Debbie Schlussel is clearly suffering from a serious case of hater talk. Poor Zayn Malik of One Direction is being accused of "Pimpin Islam" while the teenager is only entertaining just like his band mates and just happens to be Muslim.

Damn, I didn't know being a Muslim Pop Star had such repurcussions. Cut it out Debbie! Such hate talk makes you look like an idiot! Also you wear too much makeup to cover up the ugly inside..it's not working!

You make a lame argument...that's like saying Jon Stewart pushes the Jewish agenda to his mostly college following who can also be easily influenced....which he doesn't!

Debbie writes crappy blogs....

Thriller....Indian Style!

Now I know it's not muslim related but it is brown related and since I am brown I have the license to discuss this amazing video which is not intended for folks with weak bladders and loud snorting issues. 

Just when you thought Michael Jackson was gone...he isn't! You will witness in this video a South Indian actor bust some questionable moves in his red pleather bodysuit...

Watch with envy......

Electric Mullah Orgy Party!

Although Pakistan has been suffering of load shedding for a while (Load shedding is what electric utilities do when there is a huge demand for electricity that exceeds the generation available. The alternative is to have a brown-out where the voltage is reduced) but it's about time the country tapped into it's resources...like this Electric Mullah Orgy Party! He has enough electricity for all of Pakistan...not only are people getting electrocuted with his special touch...they also look like massive douchebags!

Watch as the one-eyed man in the land of blind is treated like a king. As I always say, stupidity and ignorance has no religion.

Chubby Pakistani Cops need to drop it like it's hot!

A Pakistani police chief has made it mandatory for all policeman in the province of Punjab to lose their gut. Most of them are obese and are unable to chase robbers and culprits. So the question is, what have they been doing the entire time they were obese? I know shoving down kabobs, naan, ghee (lard) and a free paycheck down their throats while people are dealing with crazy shiz. Atleast 50% of the police force is overweight so that means robbers are having a blast since the chubby cops can't chase them because if they do, their thunder thighs would rub together and cause a fire in their pants. Chubby and they know it!

Read this and tickle your funny bone...

British woman goes retarded after consuming champagne!

Don't frown at brown bitch... Watch this!

There are racists eveywhere in the world..I'm from Pakistan and I grew up watching racism among Pakistani's as to who is superior to the other race. In this lovely video you will see some blatant racist rant a crazy British bitch goes on that is simply...Divine!

Who knew champagne made some British women mentally retarded. The lovely Indian man sitting next to this insane woman busts out in an Indian song and proudly calls himself a Pakistani. Kudos to everyone in this video who stood up against hate.

I'm from NYC and if you pull that shit on a subway, people will beat your ass to a pulp. I think she should come to NYC and start her rant...I would pay to see that!

Muslims the world over to be destroyed by Tom & Jerry!!

Had these guys father worn one, we wouldn't have to witness this!

The idiotic men in the muslim world never cease to amaze me. One of the muslim U.S.-based Political Scientist Muhammad Waqi'ullah believes that the Neocon movement, established by Jews, plans to destroy the Islamic world by brute force and through "harmless" films like Superman, Tom and Jerry.

Would someone please tell this neanderthal that Liberals are now running this country! Besides the Neocon's don't really need to do anything to destroy the muslim world. The dictator's of most muslim countries are doing a damn good job destroying and killing their own people.

I think Mr. Waqiullah watches too much cartoon network and is probably a big comic fan but has somehow forgotten to taken his meds and is now confusing his fantasy world with reality. Take your meds please!

Watch this moron speak....

Hijaab Girl Fight! Eat your heart our Michelle Rodriguez...

When we think of muslim women in hijaab, we think religious, demure maybe suppressed but nothing brings this to mind. Watch these hijaab clad women in a fist fight...Michelle Rodriguez will be proud that the affects of her film have reached the muslim world successfully. Watch in awe....

The Syrian Monica Lewinsky...but this one's got Chlamydia!

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Emirati chick with a swagger!!

Whenever I see Arab or muslim women step out of the stereotypes and do something mind blowing, it makes me wanna eat a glazed doughnut due to happiness. Yes I do that when I get happy! I have been a follower of Crossfit for three years already..they are amazing!!

This 22 year old Emirati girl is a heavyweight lifter who competes in Crossfit Heavyweight Lifting. Although she wears a hijaab while doing this means, not only is she strong but also has a high tolerance to heat.

Read about the Emirati chick with a swagger...

Parents forcing 5 year old girl into marriage?!? They have lost their damn mind...

What is going on in the UK and Scotland you ask? Some insane muslim parents of Kurdish and Iranian descent are forcing their children into marriage..like a 5 year old girl in UK, who's identity has been kept under wraps for her protection.

To all neurotic, insane, crazy muslim parents who wish to force their children into marriage: Cut it out! Stop victimizing yourself and your families. You only bring pain to yourself and your poor child (mostly girls) who are left helpless with abusive spouses. What kind of a man in his right mind would want to force a child into marrying him? The writing is on the wall...a crazy one with narcissitic abusive, controlling tendencies. You can call him Osama Bin Laden Light. The kind that checks himself out in the mirror too much and thinks he's God's gift to women. He may very possibly have pictures of just himself around the living room doing various outdoor activities. A mature, normal and mentally balanced man would want a life partner, not a kid he can kick around and have sex with whenever he feels like. 

Mind you men are susceptible to this kind of victimization as well...their parents have a better tactic for them: Guilt! I have one question for all such muslim parents living in the West, the reason you moved to a civilized world is to provide a better life for yourself and your family than why would you not let your child enjoy that freedom you worked so hard to achieve? If it's fear that drives you than you must know that the only way your kids would ever run away from you is if they feel that their home is not a safe place. Make it a safe place for them, they will forever love you for it!

Read this insanity...

Frisky Jordanian bus driver gets run over by justice!

A very frisky Jordanian bus driver in Dubai forced an innocent Filipina receptionist into hugging and kissing her. I understand we all need love but it most countries that's called molestation. The poor girl kindly greeted him and even offered coffee. He drank it, complained that it was bad and as she went to make another cup of coffee for this ungrateful bastard he forced her into a hug and kiss.

I think she should've just thrown the hot coffee in his face and ran for the door but then again I watch a lot of Law&Order.

Read this moron's failed rape attempt...

The Pakistani Ron Jeremy!

Get this, so this fake peer (holy man) in Pakistan impregnated 300 women. Families with women unable to get pregnant by their husbands were told to see this peer since he could "heal" them. Heal he did indeed... and now he has an army to his name. Not only that, he had the nerve to tape all his sexcapades! Clearly he learned a thing or two from, "A Night in Paris". This man's sperm is so strong, it can make a man pregnant.

The question is why were the families sending their daughters and daughter-in-laws to this pervy man? Second, I wonder if the women turned into booty calls since they were pregnant already? Just a thought...

Watch this video and know that in Pakistan holy men not only preach the word of God, they make sure it's inserted in you properly....sorry it's in Urdu/Hindi..but you get the point!

Love with a Chappal (slipper)? Pakistani Style...

Dating, making-out, introducing that special girl of your dreams to your parents are all part of the western tradition which most of the time leads to marriage. In Pakistan, we handle things a tad bit differently. Watch in this video what happens when this guy decides to bring the girl of his dreams home....the family is less than thrilled.

Watch, laugh and be horrified!

Singlemuslim.com couples..Don't Stop Till You Get Enough!

In this brilliant online ad for Singlemuslim.com, the couple can't seem to keep their hands off each other. What is particularly interesting is that the girl is in a full burka while the guy resembles a bit like a Jihadi. The one thing you can't keep your eye off is how tightly they're holding each other's hand...like the FBI will barge in any minute and tear them apart.

Their sexual attraction is seeping through her burka!

Watch this halal couple speak.

Afghanistan's Got Talent!

Pedophilia in the West is frowned upon and rightfully so but in the East it has a whole different meaning. Warlord's in Afghanistan keep young boys as sex slaves since its a status symbol. It's called Bacha Bazi (Playing with children). Kidnapping, seducing or buying young pretty boys from severely poor families to be turned into entertainment objects for old, rich powerful warlords and then to be used as sex toys. These are the same warlords who want to conduct jihad against the infidels (the West), force Sharia law on everyone, pray five times a day and then force young boys into having sex with them. They believe having sex with a woman before marriage is haram (forbidden) but raping a young boy isn't. Mind you this is illegal according to Afghani and Pakistani law but if no one enforces it, then what's the point. Disgusting!

This video shows a very pretty boy dancing as the grown men watch him like Gollum wanted "The Precious" all to himself. This is a cancerous culture not only in Afghanistan but also in Pakistan. It's one thing to see your kid on America's Got Talent but it's another to see your kid being forced into performing a "Talent".

Watch this cancer in action....

Brave women of Egypt vs Ball-less sexual harassers!!

The brave women of Egypt are being sexually harassed by the Ball-less morons in Tahrir Square waiting to grope and rape these amazing women who are a huge part of the Arab Spring. This past week one brave Egyptian woman protester was mobbed by 200 men. This is ridiculous! The reporters say they couldn't tell who was trying to save her and who was trying to grope this innocent brave soul. This is just a sick tactic to keep women oppressed so the radical muslim ideology can find a home for itself in Egypt. That will not be the case, since the Egyptian's won't let that happen. With the likes of Mona Eltahawy and other smart, brave women of Egypt this kind of ideology will soon become a thing of the past. What I would love to see are these Ball-less morons dressed in nothing but there tighty whitey's, masked, gagged and handcuffed in an underground gay sex club mobbed by some sexy bears. (Disclaimer: I think it takes a real man to carry out this task which is why I choose the gays.).. Let's see how they feel about it?

What the muslim world needs to understand is that women are not like mushrooms, you can't feed them shit and keep them in the dark! Kapish...

Read this monstrosity...

Religious at the beach....presenting Bodykini!!

Anytime I come across things that shed a new light on the modesty of muslim women, I feel the urge to write about it. In the this video you see girls (who appear to be white) in a bodysuit with a built-in hijaab so the muslim woman's modesty remains in tact at the beach or at a pool. People are entitled to wear whatever they want but this video has them playing sports on the beach in the heat. You don't have to belong to MENSA to know it must be hot as hell playing anything in that bodysuit. They even show them swimming in a pool as to how comfortable it really is but they don't show them swimming in the ocean....that's because they will drown in that heavy freakin suit. The best part..it's called Bodykini!! Does it come with a warning, drown at your risk. Where is the one for men? They should call it Shaftakini..keeps you tucked, dry and hard. Walk out of a pool or ocean with confidence..

Didn't know modesty was only reserved for women. Double standard shit!

Watch and giggle....

Shiitte!! Its a Muslim cabana boy...

Just when you think the muslim clerics have stooped extremely low..they surprise you and stoop even lower. In this very disturbing video, you will find London based Kuwaiti Shiite cleric, Yasser Habib, going in intricate details about who is gay and who is not gay. He claims that at the birth of every human being the devil is present inserting his finger in newborn boys anuses and girls vagina's thus turning them gay and into whores respectively. WOW! Would someone please tell Yasser that Kim Kardashian was not a whore at birth but learned to be one from her good old mom. I think Yasser has fingered himself one too many times thus messing up his logical thinking pattern. I always say, "just because you can, doesn't mean you should" and he should NOT be preaching. The only potential I see for Yasser is to be a cabana boy at The Abbey in boys town, West Hollywood. Now take that shirt off and show'em what you got....Watch this cabana boy in action! 

Crazy, Sexy, Mullah!

72 Virgins rolled in one!

It is always scary to me when folks of any faith take their holy book literally. In this video you will see precisely that! When a Crazy, Sexy, Mullah says that in Islam it's ok to marry a girl as young as one year's old, that is alarming to me. Religion is very much like art: Subjective. Keeping that logic in mind, the Crazy, Sexy, Mullah says that Prophet Muhammad is the muslim man's role model since he married his wife Aisha at 6 and consummated his marriage with her at age 9. We no longer live in those times Crazy, Sexy, Mullah guy. In Prophet Muhammad's time folks rode camels to travel hundred's of miles, shaved their legs with swords and knives and died of trichinosis because there were no refrigerators. Clearly technology has made our lives easier. Muslims does not equal Flintstones! For the love of God, the IT world today is ran by South Asians (tons of muslims included) so how is it that we can upgrade our thinking to running the technological world but not upgrade it to not being interested in 9 year old pre-pubescent girls? It's time muslim's step out of the Dark Ages. For more on Crazy, Sexy, Mullah making Sexytime, Watch this!..oh also, the Mullah looks and sounds high on Hashish!

Chubby Pashtun girls need love too!!

 

 I came across this brilliant video on Youtube and thought its about time the western world got a glimpse of how the other half of the world entertains itself. Eat your heart out Lady Gaga, Madonna and J-Lo...lookout for Pashtun Jello.

You will never look at dancing the same way. The western world has strip joints to entertain lonely, desperate men but in the east not only do we NOT take our clothes off we also dance for you no matter how inappropriate the body weight or the choice in fashion.



Watch and be envious!

Muslim Extremists killing themselves for..... Ass in heaven!!

NO 72 VIRGINS FOR HIM! ONLY A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO THE DENTIST.

Ever since 9/11 the Western world has gotten to learn a lot about the extremist muslim world, especially about the promise of receiving 72 virgins in heaven if you kill yourself and the infidels (mostly westerners). The thing is who the hell wants to be with 72 virgins? Have you been with one virgin? That shit sucks! If you ask any straight dude who was once a virgin would tell you.. that is a really crappy deal. To teach 72 virgins what to do and how to do it would make you wanna kill yourself to go to another world with no virgins. As a dude, don't you just want 72 ho's and call it a day. Of course you do! Is the pope Catholic?

So let me understand this, all this talk of being religious, spreading Islam, preaching the word of Allah all boils down to blowing yourself up for one thing...Getting Ass in Heaven! Osama and his cronies have long preyed on innocent and desperate minds to preach such hatred and stupidity. No one has ever returned from the afterlife or as Shakespeare called it "the undiscovered country" to tell us what it's like up there. Keeping that in mind, what if the 72 virgins refuse to give it up? What if the 72 virgins are full-breasted she-males? What do they do then? Would blowing yourself up still be that tempting? What if the only reward was to hangout with Allah? I bet all these neanderthals would think twice before doing something so severe.  

You have to admit though that the Koranic version of heaven is very Vegas style, tons of earthly pleasures without the guilt. It sure beats the Christian idea of angels with harps! Nothing against Christianity but I'm just sayin!

In case you're wondering what the 72 virgins would look like, the neurotic Syrian cleric in this Youtube video seem to have the answer. I think he watches a lot of internet porn. His guilt shows when he mentions internet in Arabic or is that English? You decide!

The Extremely Fabulous and smart Saudi Woman and her smartphone!

I talked about the Extremely Fabulous Saudi woman who taped the Saudi religious police neanderthals as they were trying to throw her out of the mall because she was wearing nail polish and lipstick. Well above is the video! 

I think what would be Extremely tickling is if all the Saudi women unite for a month and not sleep with their husbands in protest and continue to do so until they are given all their God given rights and treated like a respectable member of their society...and then they should just run for presidency. Put that in your pipe and smoke it Saudi government and religious police!

Saudi government & religious police- stupid or secret cross dressers?

So we all know that the ban on women driving in Saudi Arabia has been an ongoing topic of discussion for a while because the Saudi government simply chooses to ignore it like Donald Trump chooses to ignore the fact that his comb over scares adults and children alike. In recent Saudi news, an extremely fabulous Saudi woman was threatened to be thrown out of a mall because get this she was wearing nail polish and lipstick..OMG! How could she? But here's the best part, she was so ballsy and ass-kickingly good that she took out her smartphone and started taping these religious police mental giants as they were trying to kick her out of a mall. Who throws anyone out of a mall? That's where you go to show off your lipstick and nail polish. She warned them that it was gonna end up on Twitter and Facebook but she had a better idea, Youtube. Bravo!! Good for you and thanks for the virtual slap in the face of all these mental giants! Don't these morons have anything better to do than to check women's nails and lipstick out?. They must have freakin laser beam eyes to detect that!! It's about time these cops are given a real task...like oh I don't know track down the extremist that are nurtured under their snobby little noses and stop their evil plan to take over the world!! I believe that the religious police who stopped this woman were envious of her OPI nail polish which they so secretly desired to have on their unmanicured nails when they secretly cross-dress at home with their mother's clothing. Their hidden desires unveiled themselves when they told the woman to leave the mall because they couldn't stand the sight of her with that luscious lipstick and that shiny nail polish. I feel your pain, you women hating, cross-dressing religious police guys. Now go shave your legs!

Coming back to driving, the Saudi government's argument is and I quote, " allowing women to drive will lead to a decline in moral values and endanger women’s life". Indeed, watch this video and tell me in a country where road laws are not enforced, no gender is safe, man or woman. Decline in morals? Endanger Women's Life? How can there be a decline in morals if there are no cheating men to mess around with. Hey, there's no supply if there's no demand, I'm just sayin! Secondly the only other people who can endanger women's lives would be men since they are the one's who drive the most and as you can tell by the video link above they are some crazy MOFO's. So that means they need to enforce stricter laws to prevent illegal speeding and drunk driving. But wait, how can there be drunk driving when alcohol is haram or forbidden so we are just left with speeding then and since that would be an issue pertaining to both genders than that means both genders must abide by the law when they drive since most of the accidents now are caused only by men driving like maniacs. Saudi women are more sensible, they won't mess their cars up like that.

This kind of  neanderthalian ideology that mostly comes out of Saudi Arabia makes the rest of the muslim world look like Planet of the Apes. I wish I had four hands so I could give Saudi FOUR THUMBS DOWN! Wake up and smell the gasoline...

More on this stupidity....

 

Suck My Fatwa!

So some crazy Egyptian muslim cleric has issued a fatwa against muslim women touching bananas and cucumbers because they resemble the phallic shape. Would someone please tell this douchebag that we issue a fatwa against him touching oranges, watermelons, melons, grapefruits and all the alike since they may remind him of women's breasts or better yet his childhood days when he was getting breastfed....To him we say...SUCK MY FATWA! Read this ridiculous article...